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Insta Boy!
It was bound to happen, at some point my vanity was going to get the best of me, and I was gonna start a blog. Nothing we can really do about it, but grab some popcorn and watch the shit show unfold right before our eyes. The truth of the matter is I need an outlet for my different points of view, fetish stories, experiences, etc.
So Why Now?
Why the fuck not?! It’s as good a time as any, right? Im fucking 41, the domain boyjoey.com opened up and if I can’t say what the fuck I want, then why am I even here? Yall know I have a big fucking mouth, and I love to run it. Sometimes that is in conversation with others, or I’m using it to aggressively lick some a stranger’s cock like a penis-shaped Tutsi pop!
Your Grammar blows!
Look, I’m a fucking programmer, musically declined deviant sexual fetishist, who thinks piss tastes like popcorn butter. Who said I needed good grammar?
Fucking hooked on phonics did not work for me, and I plan on using the word “fuck” like a common. The subject matter of this site will be funny and interesting, but I can not vouch for it’s grammatical correctness.
What does Daddy Think?
I haven’t told him yet. This is the boy equavialte of “fuck-around and find out” but generally speaking he is totally okay with any crazy-ass fucking idea I come up with. Of course there will be rules, of which I will do by level best not to brake to fucking often.
- No Posts about family or friends. That’s what Facebook is for
- Nothing about work….really. I don’t flag brown so I don’t fucking shit where I eat.
- No Fuck Kids.
- There will be posts about my dog, that’s just going to be a given
I may fast and loose with my life rules, and they are bound to change.
A Little about myself.
I am a 40 year old BSDM submissive with Alpha like tendency. I am fiercely loyal to my friends and family, I do my best to support my community and work to remember those generations of gays that came before us to create the LGBTQ+ community.
I am collared to this Beast of a Man, who is my Master/Sir/Dom/Partner (in that order) whom we will refer to only as Daddy. He’s been my constant companion, and I am proud to be his boy(wife).
I am a crazy Dog “mom” to Harley “Bubba”. He’s a Jack Russell couch potato, and will for sure be the subject of more than a few stories you will find on this site. It is Daddy and I’s child and we enjoy spoiling him completely!
In Closing?
If I have anything to say about it, this will be a wild fucking ride. Maybe you will like what you read here, maybe you won’t, I really don’t care. The only thing I want out of this is to have some fun, show off my furry ass from time to time. Create discussions and write about things I see happening in our community, enjoy sharing my fetish and play experiences, write long run sentences which will drive the grammar nazi’s in my circle crazy.
Welcome to the shit show!
