There are few people on this fucking earth I consider friends. I’m not talking about people you see at the bar from time to time, “hey there how are you….let’s fuck sometime.” No those are just biblical acquaintances. I’m talking about the kind of friend that will help you hide a body and the only question he’s gonna ask you is who’s car are we taking and can we get Royal Farms Chicken when we’re done. These kinds of people are few and far between, and if you have 5 of them in your life at most you are a fucking lucky asshole.
I have three of those kinds of friends, Kenny he’s one of them.
I met Kenny via a mutual friend Rich, (he’s one of the three, and I am sure he’ll be featured on the site at some point). I knew nearly from the start that Kenny and I were going to be friends. For starters when I met him, he was already what I wanted to be when I grew up. Kenny is one stylish fucker. I mean he just oozes class to the point it just trickles out of him. Everything he does, he does it to the 9s, nothing half-assed, everything done right.
He’s an artist in his own right and has made a profession out of it, taking the ballzy move of starting his own salon in the middle of a pandemic because he cared about the quality of services he was providing to his clients, their privacy and safety. This brings us to another point, he cares.
Kenny is one of those people that cares for you completely, and totally with everything he has. He knows no other way to be, its so fully part of him that it would simply break his understanding of humanity to be any other way.
In an unlikely turn of events, I got the pleasure of introducing Kenny to his now husband. Kenny and Ryan make the completely perfect couple, they are sweet and again very very stylish. It’s nauseating, but like anything of beauty you can not take your eyes off these two. Ryan so perfectly completes Kenny, and Kenny does Ryan.
Look, I could go on about this guy, but at the end of the day, he’s just a good friend I love with all of my heart. So Kenny here’s to your 36th trip around the sun. May you get very drunk tonight and end up naked in front of a toilet, because that’s never happened!
Love you boo!
