Being a self proclaimed and experienced power bottom means that I know a thing or two about good colon health.
Why the architect of the human organism found it fit to place a theme park and a waste disposal center within the same plot of real estate I will never understand, but since our assholes serve more than one “Master” there is nothing we can really do other than to be as proactive as we can be able about our own anal preparedness.
Your asshole not 20 something any more.
At the tender age of 41 I have come to the conclusion that my biological clock isn’t ticking anymore, it’s fucking running at breakneck speeds.
This is why proper planning is so fucking important to those of us who wish to stay relevant in the PWR BTTM arena after the age of 40.
Dietary planning is incredibly important. I know for a fact that I can’t come within 300 feet of a Chipotle or else I can count my sex life dashed to the wind for at least a week.
I No bottom-O if I had a taco.
Gone are the days that I could feed my fucking face with anything I fucking desired and then take five or 10 fucking loads in the back of some guys tragic Ford escort. How I long for the nights spent in shady backwoods gay clubs or darkly lite Leather bars practicing the forgotten Jedi-like art of cruising. Those were epic times. Now spontaneity is replaced by precise planning, and a good diet.
I know that if I clean out, I mean REALLY client the fuck out. I’m not talking about a quickly “wash the floors companies coming” kind of clean out you do for that trick you found on Grindr who’s just there for a pump and dump….No I’m referring to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the final Seal of Revelations has been broken kind of clean out. Where last years turkey dinner with all the fucking trimmings and that ring you swallowed on a dare in kindergarten appears.
That Clean out, while refreshing as fuck comes with an expiration date. When I clean out to that degree I have only so long where I’m personally safe to play in those DEEP fucking soul searching, Daddy’s going to arrange your internal organs kind of way.
This is the on going struggle we all face, some sooner than later. I count my blessings that my anal career was a storied one, filled with amazing memories.
How to anal after 40
Being a bottom is still possible even as my advanced stage of decay. First off I have more experience than my younger compatriots which gives me a welcomed advantage, which still brings the fucking boys to my god dawn yard.
For starters as I expressed before planning is everything. You have to listen to you body and know that if you have that 10 course meal or that extra pump of butter on your popcorn at the movies, most likely no one will be pumping you later that evening.
Listen to your body, and treat it like the high class whore house it really is. Take your time cleaning out and don’t rush. He’ll wait, and if he won’t, fuck’m!
Your digestive process does change a bit as you age so making sure you have a mens fiber supplement in your diet is also a good idea. I like Pure for Men and have been taking it for years.
Know that Pure didn’t pay me to say this. It’s a good fucking product and I recommend it to anyone.
Funny story, a few years back my Dad has his colon resectioned and suffered from loose runny constitutionals ever since. He had been doing what all good husband do and was taking a Walmart brand generic fiber supplement my mother was giving him. Yet it still wasn’t helping.
One day when on vacation he ran out of his normal regiment so I offered him some of mine. Mine of course being the choice of bottoms around the globe PURE! ?
Within 24 hours of taking Pure he described his next movement second only to touching the face of god. You can only imagine his response when I told him my fiber regiment was formulated with the anally centric in mind.
To this day there is a Tom of Finland edition bottom of Pure for Men of my father’s night stand.
PRACTICE YOUR ANAL ARTS!
If you are into fisting making sure you keep up with what I like to call anal maintenance.
ITS….VERY….FUCKING….IMPORTANT!
Do not go weeks or months with out having your kitty bunched and the expect it to preform. You need to make sure for your own safety and enjoyment you keep up with your skills. It’s also okay for your sexual focus to have changed.
Personally it been sometime since Daddy has fisted me. Our focus has changed and that’s perfectly normal. I have also started to really enjoy being a fisting top which in itself is consider blasphemy in some circles.
And finally when it all comes down to hit, I’m speaking to my tops, my Doms, my Daddy’s.
When you play football in the mud your helmets bound to get dirty.
DO NOT! DO NOT! DO NOT shame your boys because the pooped on you. BELIEVE YOU ME that was the last thing the intended on doing and I can tell you….that boys been living on the due from a ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe for the past 48 hours while popping imodium out of a pez dispenser.
Just remember shit happens, and it washes right off.
